Tuesday, July 8, 2008

I WANT MY MONEY BACK

PLUS AND EXTRA TWO DOLLARS FOR SITTING THROUGH IT!



That is all that I could think while watching the latest Hulk movie. Just a warning for those of you who care, I am going to discuss this movie in detail. It starts off with what I guess took place in the first film, which means nothing because the first film was nothing therefore a recap is nothing. Nonetheless, we get this recap. -Then, the next hour is of Bruce becoming the Hulk and then changing back to Bruce . At some point he even walks across South America with no shoes nor shirt, which-whatever- I could possibly even accept that. But then he meets up with his girl, but can't have sex with her because he will turn into the Hulk. So, he is miserable. together though, they decide to go on the run. Instead of selling an expensive digital camera for money they sell a necklace that was passed down through the family-i can only assume of course because nothing is explained as if 50 pages from the script were mysteriously burned. The camera, by the way, was only used to take a picture of Bruce, then is ran out of batteries-Writing that just now made me angry, excuse me while i catch my breath.



I'm back...



Hulk then fights a bad guy and fades into the darkness again only to end exactly where he began. in the wilderness somewhere. The End.



oh and Tony Stark showed up at the end which was the best part.



Now, if you are thinking that my summary was bare and worthless to read imagine paying $10 to watch it for two hours. I couldn't even drive my car home afterwards.
Now, I am the first person to watch a corny sci-fi flic. I've enjoyed the best of them (Pain Killer Jane-both the movie and series). I even use to watch "up all night" on USA, and I KNOW EVERY LAST ONE OF THOSE MOVIES were trash.
This one, for some reason, is bothering me though. I just can't believe someone would spend money to even film it. it makes me want to contact whoever put this thing together to beg to see all of the unedited footage. just so i can forgive them because maybe this was all they could do.



NO, NO, NO -No forgiveness! I refuse!



I really don't know what to do with myself. This blog isn't even enough to express how i feel. if only i could have recorded my initial reaction. I went to see the movie with my friend and she asked for my car keys so she could go out to the car and sleep. I should have given them to her. as a matter of fact, excuse me one moment while i apologize.

She understood

So, in conclusion-please DO NOT waste your time. This film bothered me so much so that I felt the need to start this blog. Hopefully we will have better days in the future.

---Ms. Pearl

P.S. Ebonyca is Real!!!

2 comments:

Liz said...

xpthis is funny! you are retarded and yes you were wrong for not letting me go to the car!

Chris said...

wow...that sounds bad...but it can't be as bad as Crazy Six...watch it if you dare. Trust me, you'll wonder how many times you can breathe in a minute.